The Rabbi starts off by saying that a 2 year old can’t really understand what it is like to be an adult.  Hey – I agree with him!  Then he says that a gOd would be infinity greater to an adult then the gap from 2 year old to adult.   WOW 2 right in a row.  The Rabbi also says that we can’t really understand the concept of gOd.  3 right.   However, he then goes on to tell us about gOd – argggg….. 

Thousands of kids raped and sodomized over several decades does not seem to bother the pope.  Millions dying from Aids – who cares.  Even the threat of arrest holds no sway.  However, now the line has been crossed.  Someone has created a “schedule” of what the pope could do while in Britain.  A list of things that would make the world a better place.  Sadly, they all seem to go against everything the church stands for.  Here is the list….

Launch of ‘Benedict’ condoms

Review of Vatican attitude on condom use

Bless a civil partnership

Reversal of policy on women bishops/ordain woman

Open an abortion ward

Speech on equality

Statemen on views over adoption (change of stance)

Training course for all bishops on child abuse allegations

Harder line on child abuse—announce sacking of dodgy bishops

Vatican sponsorship for network of AIDS clinics

Meet young unemployed people

Apologize for… …

Canonise/pseudo canonise a group

Announce whistle blowing system for child abuse cases

Go to job centre

Debate on abortion

All catholic schools should be free entry to all

Speech on democracy

Vatican and C of E funded committee on dialogue

Launch helpline for abused children

So….  What do you think.  Which is your favorite?  What would you add?

Well… Now the Pope is PISSED!  He may even cancel his trip to Britain.  If the British do not bow down and kiss his ring.  Oh  gasp – I may get the vapors…..  What will the British do if they aren’t forced to spend millions of Pounds to pamper the pope on his holiday?

One highly-placed source in the Vatican said: “This could have very severe repercussions and is embarrassing for the British government – one has to question whether the action taken is enough.

“It is disgusting. Britain’s ambassador to the Holy See has been in to see the Secretary of State and explain what happened and this will all be relayed to the Pope.

“It’s even possible the trip could be cancelled as this matter is hugely offensive.”

Cardinal Renato Martino, the former head of the Vatican’s Pontifical Council for Justice and Peace, said: “The British government has invited the Pope as its guest and he should be treated with respect.

“To make a mockery of his beliefs and the beliefs of millions of Catholics not just in Britain but across the world is very offensive indeed.”

“hugely offensive”???  Well I say the pope can pound sand!  They should tell him to stay home and get his own house in order.  Child Rape is hugely offensive! 

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother’s eye.  Matthew 7:5

The British government is now saying sorry.   WHAT???

The Foreign Office responded by sending Francis Campbell, the British ambassador to the Vatican, to an urgent meeting with senior officials of the Holy See, and said the “foolish document” had not been cleared or shown to ministers or senior officials before it was circulated.

A spokesman added that “many of the ideas in the document are clearly ill-judged, naïve and disrespectful” and the department was “deeply sorry for the offence which it has caused”.

How very sad.

Jen over at Blag Hag has now achieved national fame with her Boobquake idea.  About a week ago some cleric over in Iran offered an explanation for the recent flurry of earthquakes.  WOMEN! 

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran’s acting Friday prayer leader.

Being a scientist, Jen proposed a test!  On Monday April 26th women should wear their most immodest outfit.  Well now she has made it on CNN!

“Time for a Boobquake,” she wrote. “On Monday, April 26, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. … I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that’s your preferred form of immodesty.”

She continued, “With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I’m sure [Sadeghi] can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn’t rumble.”

Boobquake’s Twitter account quickly snared more tweets than a bird sanctuary, and its Facebook page had almost 50,000 “confirmed guests” as of Thursday afternoon.

“Nice to know that WOMEN are SO powerful that they can make men AND nature quake with a flash of her breasts! LOL!” wrote one visitor to the Boobquake Facebook page.

Go Jen!

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