This story from CNN cracked me up.
If you’re the parent of a Christian teenager, Kenda Creasy Dean has this warning: Your child is following a “mutant” form of Christianity, and you may be responsible.
Huh? Mutant christianity? It’s all mutant. Every form of christianity thinks it is the right one and none of them are like the first christians from around 200 CE. The reason christianity has spread so will is that is DOES mutate. You don’t like what you hear every Sunday – change to a new variant of the christian virus. There are eight main branches and over 30,000 different forms around the world. Here are the eight largest branches:
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Roman Catholicism, |
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Eastern Orthodoxy, |
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Oriental Orthodox and Assyrian Churches, |
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Protestantism |
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Restorationists |
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Anglican Communion |
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Pentecostals |
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Others |
However, Kenda Creasy Dean (from the CNN quote above) appears to be clueless of this information.
Dean says more American teenagers are embracing what she calls “moralistic therapeutic deism.” Translation: It’s a watered-down faith that portrays God as a “divine therapist” whose chief goal is to boost people’s self-esteem.
and…
this “imposter” faith is one reason teenagers abandon churches.
NO! People are leaving churches in record numbers because they have access to information. When I was a kid and had questions – you asked your parents. Today you type your question into Google. You may not get the best and most accurate information but, it won’t take long to figure out that your religion is a pile of shit.
Dean was upset because she says that most teens don’t really understand their religion. DUH! who does? Really!
I will explain it….
This all powerful being made the people but he made them bad and they ate some fruit.
He kicked them out of his “Garden”.
The reproduced until they covered the earth.
gOd got pissed and drowned all but a few.
gOd got pissed again and made them all speak different languages.
gOd got pissed at his favorite people and made them slaves.
etc, etc, etc…
but then…..
He raped some young woman and she gave birth to him. He then implemented his master 30 year plan to torture and kill himself as a sacrifice to himself so he could be with himself forever. Oh and now you can be forgiven – but only if you kiss his ass forever.
Sounds Great! Maybe the world will become a better place as more and more teens run away from this psychosis.