And The Winner Is…..
Posted by Phil Ferguson on October 20th, 2012 – Comments Off – Posted in UncategorizedLast month I started a contest to create religious fortune cookies. Why don’t religions put things in fortune cookies. Maybe, it is because so often people add “….in bed” to the end of their fortune. A contest was created to come up with the best religious fortune cookie!
As I promised I will work the top 5 into my talk at Skepticon 5.
Here they are the 4 honorable mentions (remember to add “….in bed” to the end)
“Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me….”
“Behold, I come quickly….”
“Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee…”
“Jesus wept…”
The winner of the contest is Matt T with this entry….
“And the lord opened the mouth of the ass…”
Not quite sure what it says about me for picking this as the winner but, it cracked me up! Matt T is the proud winner of a signed copy of “Attack of the Theocrats!”
Congratulations Matt T!
But I also think he has all the...