BIGFOOT: Wanted Dead Or Alive – Bring Him In And Get A Free House.

Posted by Phil Ferguson on April 11th, 2012 – 8 Comments – Posted in woo

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That’s right – you find BIGFOOT (photo on right)…

…bring him (or her) in and you get a free house from the Fayetteville Freethinkers!

They really want a Bigfoot and they want to make it worth your time!

So, who ever can present….

… a living or dead specimen of the creature commonly know as “Bigfoot”….

Will get a free house!

What is a Bigfoot?

5.  That to qualify as “Bigfoot” the specimen must be: (a) a nonhuman species of primate ape of ar least the approximate size and stature of a normal adult human being; (b) whose primary means of locomotion is (or was) walking erect on two legs; (c) that now or within the previous century inhabited North America; and (d) whose existence to date has been unconfirmed by science.

I loved the “or was”.  Thats right you can bring him in a cage or in a body bag but a photo will not get you the house!

Read the rules and go get a Bigfoot!

  1. The Nerd says:

    Is someone currently living in the house? Because if not, I would hate to see a house go to waste in the meanwhile (you know, while we wait eternity and a year for bigfoot to evolve into existence) while we have people losing their homes left and right due to mortgage fraud. But if so, lulz. Makes me wish I owned a house I could do this to.

  2. Darrel says:

    I see further description has been added regarding the home:

    “The home being offered as reward was built in the 1970’s, is currently occupied, rents for $550, has an enclosed garage and sits on .75 of an acre in the city of Fayetteville. It’s approximate realistic value (slightly depressed in taday’s market) is $80,000. Reasonable people will understand that giving the location or posting a picture would open its present occupant to potential harassment.”

  3. Skeptic says:

    But if you were luckey enough to catch or kill one you could get more than $80,000.00. Because I am sure that this attorney will have you sign all rights to claims and promotion over to him lol.

  4. Sztukaterie says:

    I can brign you alive one :) I still can not believe people believe in bigfoot etc. :)

  5. MRSTONE says:

    ALRIGHT PEOPLE YOUR WAIT IS OVER I HAVE BIG FOOT IN A BODY BAG I FOUND HIM IN BRITISH COLUBIMA CANADA BC AND I HAVE BEEN OFFERED 10 MILLION DOLLARS FOR HIS BODY

  6. Volume Master 5000 says:

    Turn down the volume MRSTONE you are too loud. Who cares what any one thinks, really? Just leave Bigfoot alone. He just wants to be alone in the woods with the animal friends, not shot and put in a cage!

  7. Bigfoot says:

    zoom in on the picture and you can see the zipper. aha idiots

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