Billy Graham Has An Advice Column?Posted by Phil Ferguson on September 23rd, 2012 – Comments Off – Posted in Uncategorized
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Who would be so stupid that they would ask Billy Graham for answers?
It appears that Z.N is such a person!
Q: What was God doing before He created the world? I had an atheist friend ask me this a few days ago, and I didn’t know what to say. — Z.N.
Here is what Mr. Graham should say….”Stop talking to atheists. If you listen to their questions and start thinking you will lose your faith. Run away as if your hair was on fire because soon your soul will be!”
But, nooooo….. Billy went a different way!
A: Surely, one of the hardest things for us to understand about God is….
Whoa….here it comes…time to pull shit out of your ass!
…He is timeless and infinite, and He doesn’t look on time the same way we do.
Yup! Made up! Billy Graham has no idea what timeless or infinite mean. but, he knows what god thinks about time. Is Billy taking his meds?
God has always existed and always will.
If god has existed for an infinite amount of time that means that he (or she – it?) waited for and infinite amount of time before creating the universe. Why?
And even before He created the world, He was already planning for our salvation through His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ.
So… Adam and Eve, the global flood, the Tower of Babel and multiple genocides were just for fun? Billy Graham’s god is one sick bastard.
Christ’s death and resurrection were not accidents; God planned them from all eternity. God loves you that much!
Oh, goody. He loved me so much that he raped a virgin so she could give birth to himself. Torture him self to sacrifice himself to himself. christianity truly is a stupid religion.
Billy Graham is not done. He goes on….
Pray for your atheist friend. His question may not have been sincere; he simply may have wanted to put you on the spot. But God still loves him, and some day — through your prayers — he may realize how empty his life is without God, and will discover the joy of knowing Christ.
What would you say to Billy Graham?