Category Archives: Humor

Time for Atheist Prayers at Town Meetings

I have a relative, of sorts, who thinks their religion is being oppressed because they can’t drag out family gathering dinner prayers to something more than a couple of sentences followed by an hour of intense theological fornication. They forget the family is composed of … Continue reading

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Why I am an Atheist, Faith of the Fatherless

I have always wondered why I am an atheist. So many of my friends seem to have been born Catholic, or Methodist, or Episcopalian. I never lived in an atheist country, an atheist community, or an atheist family. If you … Continue reading

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David Barton and Kenneth Copeland on Biblical Cure of PTSD

Friends and neighbors, we have discovered a new, old cure, reason for PTSD. Soldiers fighting a just war belong to the biblical hall of fame and need to understand they are elevated. They no longer need to condemn themselves. All … Continue reading

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God Told Me to Resign

Someone tell The Rat to scurry back to his hole. Every time he comes out there’s more trouble. I’m sorry but god told him to resign? Can this man not do anything without some celestial injunction? It couldn’t have anything … Continue reading

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Lightning Hits Creationist Museum

Divine Intervention? For awhile (still?) religiots thought lightning struck people because they have sinned–HIV, etc. For a moment I will open up an infinite fantasy world and smile that god is pissed at Ken Ham for creating a zip line … Continue reading

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Breeding to Success

Breeder wars. How to overcome when you have no money, no power. Breed until you are a fighting majority, or contending minority. It’s perfect. Poor, marginalized, recently immigrated? Hang out and have children. A few generations of huge families and … Continue reading

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