Idiots

Ann Coulter (aka Crypt Keeper) Says Obama Is Not A Muslim – He’s An Atheist!

Posted in Idiots on September 2nd, 2010 by Phil – 1 Comment

From CBS News.

“The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop,” Coulter wrote on the conservative website TownHall.com. “I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist.”

If Ann Coulter says it – It can’t be true.  All hope that Obama was actually an atheist is now lost.  Everyone knows that if Ann says something is true – then it can’t be true.

The other sad truth is that she must think that being an atheist is the only thing worse than being a muslim.

Coulter, known for her brash, often humor-tinged commentary, wrote that the “only evidence for Obama’s Christianity is that he faithfully attended the Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s Trinity United Church of Christ for 20 years.”

See Ann Coulter says it – think the opposite.  Go to church for 20 years – ATHEIST!  DUH!

Coulter makes the case that questioning a public person’s religion should not be out of bounds, pointing to Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker, televangelists who were disgraced in a series of sex and money scandals, as examples of people practicing false Christianity

Huh?  We did not question their religion.  We knew they were christians.  Christian and crooks.  Oh wait Ann said it – think the opposite.  Hey, what a fun game – what will she think of next?

 ”All liberals are atheists… There’s only one true Christian liberal in the country and that’s Mike Huckabee.”

Remember…. opposites.  Holy Fuck – Huckabee is an ATHEIST.

Glenn Beck Loves Glenn Beck And You Can Too

Posted in Idiots on August 29th, 2010 by Phil – 2 Comments

The only thing Glenn Beck loves more than money is Glenn Beck.  Here are some samples from Media Matters

Beck introduced a Beck-sanctioned clergy group that he claimed represented “180 million people,” repeatedly associated himself with Martin Luther King Jr., made outlandish claims about the impact of the events, and was praised as “one of America’s most trusted and honored citizens.”

Do you think Glenn Beck is one of the most trusted and honored citizens?  Now Beck claims that he has created a group of clergy that he controls.

The Black Robe Regiment is back again today. These 240 men and women of all faiths are standing here today. … These 240 men and women from all faiths represent thousands of clergy that we couldn’t fit into this area that are amongst you now — thousands that have come here to the Mall to stand with America and God. And those thousands that are here represent 180 million people.

The “Black Robe Regiment”?  Whoa…. that sounds kinda scary.  Beck then goes on to compare himself to Martin Luther King.

 I can relate to Martin Luther King probably the most because we haven’t carved him in marble yet.

and…

As Martin Luther King said, ‘I don’t know if I’ll be there when we reach the promised land, I don’t know how long it’s going to take, but we are going to reach the promised land, or at least the edges of the Promised Land.’

This man is delusional and so are his guests.  Rev C.L. Jackson said this about Beck.

God brought us here through this bright young — I call him — servant of God, son of God, Glenn Beck. … God sent his son to this Earth so that we could all gather. And I think that’s the dream and the vision of Glenn Beck.

I can hardly wait to see all of the good video gold on The Daily Show.

The Glenn Beck – Martin Luther King Chalkboard

Posted in Idiots on August 29th, 2010 by Phil – 1 Comment

 Saturday Glenn Beck used gOd and Martin Luther King to lift himself to a level equal with jesus.  It is not an accident that he gave his speech at the same date and location as Martin Luther King.  But let the record show that according to Glenn Beck himself, Martin Luther King is evil.  The image below uses 45 actual links previously made by Glenn Beck to show how evil Martin Luther King is.  

However, when he needs MLK’s name Glenn Beck turns on a dime and uses it to say how great Glenn Beck is.  Glenn Beck is a Maniacal egomaniac with delusions of grandeur.  I am afraid that he will take many people on his journey of psychosis.  I have said it before – Glenn Beck is the most dangerous man in America.

GOP Is Scared Of TERROR BABIES (video)

Posted in Idiots on August 13th, 2010 by Phil – 1 Comment

NEW GOP plan.  Make up fake scary shit about…. TERROR BABIES.

Well, I guess trying to scare the stupid masses is not new for politicians but, this is way out there.  They are suggesting that women are being sent to America so they can have a baby then go back to who knows where.  They then train the kid for 20 years and he slaps on a bomb and blows up America.

Lions, Tigers and Bears – Oh My!

Here are two bat shit crazy people on Anderson Cooper.  I weep for our future. 

Sarah Palin Shows Her Contempt For Teacher!

Posted in Idiots on August 11th, 2010 by Phil – Be the first to comment

Sarah and her film crew (from Discovery Channel) are traveling in Alaska.  Wha?  The Discovery Channel – whoops.  I just threw up in my mouth.  This can’t be good but, it will have to wait for another time. 

Sarah Palin was up in Homer, Alaska, recently, fishing with her Discovery Channel crew in tow, when she was met with an unpleasant protest: a giant banner reading “Worst Governor Ever,” unfurled nearby by local Kathleen Gustafson. For whatever reason — maybe she wanted to win over a heart and mind — Palin decided to go over and talk to the woman. Part of the conversation was filmed on a camera phone by Billy Sullivan (who owned the property), despite the best efforts of Todd Palin and Palin’s security to block his view. The whole exchange is a little uncomfortable to watch — Gustafson tells Palin she sold out and became a celebrity, Palin offers mock gratitude in return. But all in all, it’s nothing to write home about — except for one moment (which comes at the 1:10 mark). When Palin asks Gustafson what she does for a living, and Gustafson tells Palin she’s a teacher, Palin and her daughter groan and exchange eye rolls as if to say, “Of course, only a teacherwould be such a liberal nut.” Belittling teachers? Palin really is a maverick

A friend gave this review, “ Palin comes off incredibly low brow. Her tone was that of a 14 year old girl in a restroom cat fight…condescending and mocking.”

Katy Perry Talks About Religion And Says Her Dad Can Speak In Tongues!

Posted in Famous People, Idiots on August 2nd, 2010 by Phil – 1 Comment

From her interview in Rolling Stone as reported by CNN.

Katy Perry sang about kissing girls, and now she’s talking tongues: In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Perry reveals that her Christian minister parents spoke in tongues when she was growing up.

The California girl, who has “Jesus” tattooed on her left wrist, tells the magazine, “Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as ‘Pass the salt..’ It’s a secret, direct prayer language to God.” Perry, 25, adds that her dad usually speaks in tongues while her mom plays interpreter. “That’s their gift,” she explains.

Gift?  Wow!  It’s a secret language to gOd!  NO it’s NOT.  It is bat shit crazy and could be a sign of a serious problem.

Speaking of gifts, Perry reportedly bought fiance Russell Brand a $200,000 ticket to outer space aboard the Virgin Galactic for his 35th birthday.

That sounds cool.  Maybe she can get me one on my birthday.

But if Perry feels lucky to have found love with the British comic, she’ll never admit it. In the Perry household, she explains, “I wasn’t able to say I was lucky because my mother would rather us say that we were blessed, and she also didn’t like that lucky sounded like Lucifer.”

In fact, the quirky brunette reveals, “I wasn’t allowed to eat Lucky Charms, but I think that was the sugar. I think my mom lied to me about that one.”

LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY!

Florida Church To Burn The Quran On Sept 11 (9/11)

Posted in Idiots on August 1st, 2010 by Phil – 2 Comments

This guy is nuts.  What do you think.  Is this a good idea?

All Of The Top Nazis Were Gay

Posted in Idiots on July 29th, 2010 by Phil – Be the first to comment
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Glenn Beck University!

Posted in Idiots on July 8th, 2010 by Phil – Be the first to comment

If the video won’t play… you need to go to YouTube to watch it.  I know its scary but you need to see it for your self.

Louisiana Solves Oil Problem – Prayer!

Posted in Idiots on June 20th, 2010 by Phil – Be the first to comment

Why work when you can pray!

Just another reason to fear for the future of Louisiana.  State senators decided that it is time to ask gOd for help with the oil.

“Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail,” state Sen. Robert Adley said in a statement released after last week’s unanimous vote for the day of prayer. “It is clearly time for a miracle for us.”

When will people rise up and throw idiots like these out of office – all of them.  That’s all they can think of – prayer.  Well who made the oil spill???  not BP – God did it.  He’s pissed with you.  The only way out is to cut open a goat over the oil and ask Thor to come save you.

Here is one man that is taking matters into his own hands.  Well… not actually he is walking around in the heat mumbling to himself.  If we got all of the people cleaning up the oil to stop and pray – do you think it would get better.