Between Cliven Bundy, Donald Sterling, and Dan Caplis it’s been a banner week showing Chief Justice Roberts to be an unmitigated idiot when he says racism no longer exists in America. As if it weren’t obvious everywhere. After all they aren’t hanging blacks in Texas anymore though there seems to be some love of heating them to death in prison. But that’s not a color thing, just a poverty thing. And what is the racial profile of poverty and those in prison?
Racial healing seems so obvious to Justice Roberts, it’s hard to imagine he thought it ever existed–that he understands how Clive Bundy would say slavery was better for people of color. They were housed, fed, educated you know. When everyone reacted and abandoned Bundy he could only lament that if only people knew his heart, his black heart, he loved people of color. Bundy is no outlier. I have lived out west. Many assholes think slaves were well cared for and are worse off now. Those were happy slaves. Well, some weren’t but most were. Better than the welfare leaches they are now. Thus birthed the Tea Party. A racism so large it overwhelms run of the mill conservatives.
Must be true. Hell, now the South can’t even kill someone on death row they want to with some jazzy cocktail of poisons. Why not a grand opium trip with some crack–that seems to kill many easily and with a lot of fun. Oh yeah, no fun allowed. If you give a nice last meal, why not the trip of a lifetime? Who would have guessed that hanging, shooting, or the guillotine would be so compassionate.
Who knew that the bible was anti racist? I only read it so I must not know so there must be some allegorical thing I missed. Dan Caplis says racists must be atheists, no god-loving person is racist.
Caplis argues, “Nobody who believes in God can be a racist, in my view, because once you believe God made us, you mean, God made junk? God many somebody lesser just by virtue of the color of their skin? So my starting point is always all racists must be atheists. They can’t possibly believe in God.”
His rationale is that no person who believes in God could possibly believe God “made somebody inferior just because of the color of their skin,” and after getting pushback on his radio show for the remarks he made it clear that he has nothing against atheists as a whole.
It’s not biblical. It’s his definition of god in the Church of Caplis. Ok, so long as he’s not quoting the bible in any way where there are some 200 supports of slavery and racism–hatred of strangers is as common as fleas. Oh right, slavery is really a form of indentured servitude and the bible says not to beat your slave to death, only a little, just enough and slaves should obey their masters. Though without doubt if there were a Jesus he was as swarthy as can be without actually being a beautiful, blue-black African. Jesus would be on the top of the stop and search frisk list.
That so many self avowed Christians are racists or think the impoverished lot of people of color is self induced makes me think you can’t be Christian unless you’re a racist. Back that with the bible and you can be sure that any Christian who isn’t a racist is corrupting the bible to their own benefit.
But then we’re only human as Donald Sterling shows, proving a cock has no color. Isn’t it racism if you’re willing to fuck them, have a relationship with them, but don’t want to be seen in public with them? Unless it’s the pretty chick by your side. A prize no doubt. A beautiful trophy. Poor bitch. It’s a sad day when a woman of color fucks a white bigoted ass. They say prostitution isn’t legal except in Nevada. Hmmm, maybe open prostitution should be allowed and this ingrained racism stopped. At least the john likes the prostitute and she’s not a trophy for status.
Donald Sterling proves once again that men will fuck anything that moves or doesn’t move while maintaining moral standards of social status and contempt of what he’s fucked. Considering what an ass he is, V. Staviano proves the same though she seems free of contempt but it’s hard to know since she isn’t heard; she lets the tape do the talking. She does say she wished she had lighter skin–gaaack. I guess fucking is about power and release after all. But of course women shouldn’t do it so I am sure many think as Donald Trump does that it is V. Staviano’s gold digging fault as she is just screwing for money–but he’s screwing for status. And presumably both of them get some sex.
Sterling was generous after all–he didn’t care that she had sex with other black men, proving yet again it’s not about sex but racism and sexism. After all he can parade her around. Though if Staviano had a hope of making millions without screwing the ugly, racist bastard I bet she would. Want to stop undesired prostitution give women economic power.
No doubt Sterling is an asshole about LGBTQ issues as well where it’s Ok to watch and screw em but don’t let them marry or kiss in public. I don’t know but it’s likely. Isn’t this all supposed to be private anyway?
That the Bunny Ranch in Nevada has banned both Sterling and Duck Dynasty dudes shows prostitutes are more moral and honest than most Christians. Very sad that so many people think only a few prostitutes really want to be prostitutes. As if women weren’t like men wanting casual, exhibitionistic sex, a lot. As if women wouldn’t have paid-for sex unless they were abused, impoverished, or desperate for big status or money. As if women didn’t like sex because it is sex and it’s nice if you can make money at something you like. Asa Akira has written (some in Haiku) “Insatiable: Porn–a love story” about how her upbringing was entirely uneventful neurotically and yet she always wanted to have far more sex and exhibitionism than society allows.
Jon Stewart handles Bundy and Sterling beautifully.
Jim Newman, bright and well www.frontiersiofreason.com