Penis Containes Holy Milk – Pastor

Posted by Phil Ferguson on February 3rd, 2013 – 1 Comment – Posted in Uncategorized

Original Story in QUE! (Spanish)

Penis Containes Holy Milk

On the right is a photo of pastor Sobrino Valdeci Picanto in a police car.  He was arrested for rape.  It appears that he convinced followers that his penis contained “holy milk”.

…this pastor said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had anointed with the Holy Spirit divine milk”

Holy Milk?  Will religious followers believe anything they are told?  All he needs to do now is tell them that this milk is so special that it cannot be placed in a container and must be placed directly in the mouth.

Oh, wait….

“He convinced us that only God could come into our lives through the mouth and why he was going to do what he did. Often, after worship, Pastor Valdeci arrived to take us to the part of the funds back to the church and asked us to do oral sex on him until the Holy Spirit comes through ejaculation “.

Cum? into our lives?

Well this pastor may go to jail.  Maybe when he is there, some of his cellmates will share their milk with him!

  1. Mary says:

    This is so beyond the ridiculous. I wonder if this is part of ‘god’s plan’?

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