Proving Atheists Wrong With Science #1

Uh, OH…..

I think they may have me on this one – I can’t figure it out. (Sarcasm!)

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  1. Jeff says:
    May 30, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Poe’s Law at work on this one.

    It’s nearly impossible to distinguish a fundy from someone parodying a fundy.

  2. Ron says:
    May 30, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    OMG! That’s right! Obviously, I have been blinded by science. I hereby repent and accept the lord as my personal saviour and know that all atheists are deluded by their misinterpretations and misapplications. Thanks for lifting the veil of secular humanism from my eyes. Praise G-d!

  3. me says:
    May 30, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    what this fails to take into account is that the earth started off with more water!
    yes, there may be 1.4*10^21 liters on earth NOW, but when the earth first came into existence it had ~10 times more than that. obviously, that accounts for all the additional water that has been consumed up to this point.

    BOOM. fight science with science, bitches!

  4. me says:
    May 31, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    what this fails to mention…is that when you drink water, its recycled back into the enviroment so yeah

  5. t-bag says:
    June 1, 2011 at 1:38 AM

    Bwahahahaha. If that author had given the same attention to detail to science that they gave to bullshit false logic, which is what all religion is, they’d know what most 3rd graders know.

    Water is not simply destroyed when it is used. The earth has a limited amount of water. That water keeps going around and around and around and around and (well, you get the idea) in what we call the “Water Cycle”.
    This cycle is made up of a few main parts:

    a. evaporation (and transpiration)
    b. condensation
    c. precipitation
    d. collection (start again at a.)

    The water in your glass may have fallen from the sky as rain just last week, but the water itself has been around pretty much as long as the earth has!
    When the first fish crawled out of the ocean onto the land, your glass of water was part of that ocean. When the Brontosaurus walked through lakes feeding on plants, your glass of water was part of those lakes. When kings and princesses, knights and squires took a drink from their wells, your glass of water was part of those wells.

  6. mat says:
    June 1, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    where will we turn?
    common sense is my best bet. retard.

  7. Adam says:
    June 2, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    Oh come on people, don’t explain the joke. That just ruins it. Yes, people who are religious are ignorant.

  8. Sal says:
    June 5, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    im not sure if troling or retarded.
    but the laws of physics state that matter cannot be destroyed or created, what we have is what we got, matter can only be converted into something else. For example fossil fuels. The life forms on this planet are carbon based and with a help of time, pressure, and heat, is converted into crude oil, coal, or natural gas.That example is on a one of the many different ways our planet recycles matter (you, me, everything) on this planet. if you dont believe me look up the carbon cycle, the nitrogen cycle or the decomposition/ fertilization of trees, just to name a few.

    Also us creatures on this planets urinate. and that is 95% water maybe more. like a good propane selling texan once said ” we dont buy them just rent them”. LOl.

  9. LUL says:
    June 7, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    http://assets.head-fi.org/d/d6/d61912a9_cant-tell-if-serious.jpg

  10. justin says:
    June 7, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    this is so stupid it hurts

  11. AC says:
    June 8, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    this is the most ignorant thing i have ever read