Comments on: Religious Fortune Cookies …..in bed

By: Catherine

Catherine — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 18:00:47 +0000

‘In the last days, there will be rumours of wars and earthquakes…in bed’.

‘…critical times, hard to deal with…in bed’.

‘And the eunuchs looked through the window and saw all that was left of Jezebel were hands and feet…in bed’.

‘…and the eunuch shall no more be as a dried-up tree…in bed’.

By: eppie

eppie — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 10:38:35 +0000

When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves… ( Talmud)

Show forgiveness, speak for justice and avoid the ignorant… (Quran)

By: Yippee

Yippee — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 20:51:49 +0000

Do unto others as you would have them do…

As brass sounding, or a tinkling…

For all have sinned and fall short…

We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to his own way; and the LORD has laid on him…

How good and pleasant it is when brothers live together…

In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds…

By this all men will know that you are my disciples, if you love one another…

By: Kristi

Kristi — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 16:00:33 +0000

One more from Revelation 16:18. “And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great”….in bed

By: Kristi

Kristi — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 15:55:57 +0000

Rev. 22:20 “He which testifieth these things saith Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus”….in bed.

By: Buckeye75

Buckeye75 — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 12:57:00 +0000

Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate…..in bed

By: dangerouslytalented

dangerouslytalented — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 10:57:10 +0000

Mathew 6:6 And when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, which is in secret, and the lord will reward thee openly…

By: Matt T

Matt T — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 04:09:24 +0000

And the lord opened the mouth of the ass, in bed.

By: Lois Layne

Lois Layne — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 01:33:26 +0000

n my Father’s house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

Thank you. [Chinese] Xie xie “Shee shee”

Your lucky numbers: 3.1415926535…., 1.618033988749895 . . .,

By: Sue Kocher

Sue Kocher — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:06:02 +0000

Who can survive his burning fury?… The LORD is good in bed.
Nahum 1:2-8 NLT

Meanwhile, the LORD instructed one of the group of prophets to say to another man, “Strike me in bed!”
(1 Kings 16:9-13 NLT)