Sammy Zee Is Going To Be Really Fucking Sad.
Posted by Phil Ferguson on August 4th, 2012 – 1 Comment – Posted in UncategorizedOh No Sammy Zee is sad! She took one look at my facebook page (or something I posted) and somehow thought it would be a good idea to send me a “helpful” message.
Go ahead and try to read it. I wanted to give a cogent response – but…. HOW?
Well, she caught me on a day that I was feeling extra snarky….So, I kept my answer short!
Do you think I will make her day?
Well, Sammy wanted more and delivered an extra serving of crazy….
Like I said… I was feeling extra snarky. So, if Sammy sends more gibberish, what should I say next?
Please give me your suggestions – we can make this a fun group project.
or… if you want to have fun look up Sammy on facebook – she needs friends.
I took a quick peek at her page…she seems awfully obsessed with muslims, jews, and mormons and uses the phrase WAKE UP far more often than one ought. I like to respond to gibberish with gibberish. Perhaps you could respond with an all caps call for her repentance. REPENT BEFORE YOU BURN IN HELL THERE WILL BE ETERNAL SCREAMING PAIN SUFFERING SATAN USES FACEBOOK AS HIS TOOL ONLY THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WILL SAVE YOU REPENT AND PRAY FOR YOUR FAMILY. Or something like that.